Listen, this is just my opinion (but it’s right).
I know what your wife wants for mothers day. Ready?
Whatever it is she told you.
I know, I know, it seems too simple, but, just trust me:
If your wife tells you what she wants: get. her. that.
If she says she wants you to leave with the kids for 8 hours, get her that.
If she says she wants chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, get her that.
If she says she wants a nap, believe her. She really really does want a nap.
If she says she wants to not *think* about what to eat for dinner, do not let her think. Get her a think-less dinner.
If she says she wants a beer at 8am, get her that.
If she says she wants a certain bracelet/t-shirt/flower do not *I repeat* do not overthink it, get her exactly what she asked for.
EXCEPT, (and this is important) if she says “nothing”, do not for the love get her that.