To my friends who are new moms, here’s what to expect…
Welcome my friend, you’ve got this. It doesn’t seem like it now, but you will grow into motherhood just as gradually and quickly as the brand new baby you’re holding in your arms. It will become you, it already has. You just went through the most mind blowing, godawful, gorgeous, magical, frightening event of your […]
Family Vacations: How to Make Realistic Goals
Usually when we travel together everything runs like a well oiled machine. If you oiled a 1950’s tractor with urine. We are a very slow moving machine that smells like pee, is what I’m trying to say. It is a longstanding tradition in my family to create stressful family vacations. My grandpa used to pile us […]
Tips for the Imperfect Marriage
Sometimes all the cars break, and the blender breaks, and I get the kids to school an hour late. Sometimes I set the cooking utensils on fire and shatter a $400 window. Sometimes there are surprise tax payments and a son who decides to put beads in his ears.