Mom Confessions. Why You Didn’t “Enjoy” Today.

I adore my kids. When they are fast asleep, their faces all tranquil and angelic, I instantly forget the day and I think, “What was I so busy with? Why was I stressed? Why didn’t I just ENJOY them more.” It doesn’t help that I am constantly being told to “ENJOY it. It goes so fast.” So for the ‘rest of us’ who obviously didn’t seem to be enjoying it enough in Target today, I want to pat you on the back and remind you, why you didn’t.

1. Because your youngest was screaming due to her intense desire to be naked in the TJ Maxx line, which is obviously where your other three kids are thinking maybe they need a coffee mug with a bedazzled kitten on it and a package of Thank You cards.  That is when someone who showered this morning decides to commentate on your life,“You suuuuuuuure have your hands full”. Thanks clean person.

2. Because the drive thru doesn’t put straws into the cups. You think this is what you pay them for. But no. They hand you over to the animals with a bunch of papered straws. Your hands cramp up trying to tear faster than your ear drums explode. Your kids will never believe that you already know that they want their water and that you are also aware that you have birthed four children who are thirsty. They are literally all shrieking at you. Thank you drive thru, you were supposed to be my guilty pleasure.

3. Because you googled “runny nose” and are still trying to recover from the trauma.

4. Because of bedtime. It just doesn’t happen like you thought it would. Your guests arrive and instead of sleeping, they are serenading everyone with prehistoric noises that make you want to weep. You invite your friends to join you in the hallway and to please bring the wine.

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5. Because your child who is potty training pooped twice in the toilet and once on the carpet and the result of your efforts seems to be nothing more than a chronic addiction to M&Ms.

6. Because of whining and bickering. And how you were never going to allow “tattling” but the logistics of that are a lot more confusing than you anticipated.

7. Because we are supposed to keep our houses “clean-dirty”, which means not the kind of dirty that makes people want to throw up.  All the while, your home is transformed into a toxic-waste zone with no more than 1.5 seconds and a box of graham crackers. 

8. Because of dentists who make you fear cavities and teachers who send home tardy notes to your “student” when it is clear who the guilty party is.

9. Because you used to like to go to church and worship, but now instead you chase your children around and probably flash your nether region to at least 15 pure adolescents, all because you had the nerve to wear a skirt. You end up in the foyer wrestling little lionesses until everyone comes out looking refreshed.

10. Because of your period.

11. Because of laundry. If you could hire a person to do one thing it would be to take the folded piles from the floor to the drawers. And to find socks.

12. Because your four year old announced she wants to change her name to something that rhymes with “Lucy”, but starts with a “P”. You are pretty sure you would not like her to tell anyone else that, and try and guide her towards something like “Sparkle” or “Rainbow Princess”. You’re crossing your fingers on this one.

13. Because, if you haven’t noticed the perfect modern mom is not possible. The Organic, Grass-Fed, Kambucha making, Private School sending, Best-Teacher-Ever, Cooking, I-love-doing-crafts-and-destroying-my-recently-cleaned-house-doing, Anti-Shots, All Immunization Getting, Attachment Parenting, Love and Logically Guiding, Sex Having, Exercising, Mascara Wearing, Volunteering, Taking-time-for-her, Organized, Relaxed, Scheduled, Free Spirit, Hosting, Never-fast-food-going, Working, Staying at Home, Pinterest Making, Budgeting, Anti TV fanatic Mom….SHE DOESN’T EXIST.


Case in Point. Can’t write and cook dinner. Sorry, Husband.

So, my friend, remember why you didn’t enjoy every moment today. Maybe tomorrow will be better. Most of all, give yourself a break. It may not be perfect, but you’re in it, and most likely, like the nostalgic folks around us, you’ll look back and call these the best years of your life, straw-less cups and all.

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17 responses to “Mom Confessions. Why You Didn’t “Enjoy” Today.”

  1. So much yes! Thank you for being a spokeswoman for us all! I cannot possibly pick a favorite but #1 and #4 are so crazy relatable to me right now. Ohhhh babies. Lucky they’re cute. Mine just wadded up gum and stuck it into the dog’s fur. Joy!

  2. Hahaha, Jesse I just love you!

  3. So amazing! You are such an incredible writer!

  4. This is my life!!!! Thank you for giving me the 3 minutes it took me to read this to smile and realize that I’m not the only one going thru this. Live, laugh, LOVE it!!!!

  5. This is so good and really takes me back. It seems like it will never end and then you look back and wonder how it all went so fast. You are an amazing mama.

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    Charity Ambrose

    So well written and hilarious!! And you make parenting look so easy!! 😉

  7. Loved reading the Jess!!! Takes me back!!! Keep writing!

  8. Love this!

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    Nicole Van Zandt

    Love your writing, I laughed out loud! And thank you for a healthy and enjoyable dose of sanity!

  12. I’ve got 4 kids also- triplet 4 year old girls and a one year old son! This past week I’ve felt guilty for not enjoying the days more- and all three girls, plus my husband, have been passing around a stomach bug. I think, my kids need to spend these sick days reading books and doing puzzles! Then I had to throw away vomit-covered books and gave up, turning on Chip and Dale reruns while I kept the baby in a separate room to keep him from getting sick. You know what, you’re right- some days are not enjoyable!! Ha! But then my sick one cuddles up next to me, my baby boy patiently entertains himself in his playpen for half an hour, my husband tells me how much he appreciates my taking care of all of them- and I realize that there are enjoyable moments even in the not-so-enjoyable days. And those are the ones both we and our kids will look back on and remember. 🙂

  13. Wise words Mama, agreed!

  14. I’m newly in love with your blog. Bad Mommy Confession: I never read blogs… Until now. So good! Funny and wise and not at all preachy. Hell yes!

  15. Haha! Thanks Seanaspeaks!

  16. My not-so-little-one is 12. The only thing I remember feeling when she was a baby was utter tiredness ALL.THE.TIME. AT that time, I couldn’t wait for her to grow up. Now, well, I am glad she is growing, but I miss my baby so much…tiredness and all.

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