Mom Brain is Real
My friend is nine weeks pregnant with her first, and last night she went to flush a banana peel down my toilet.
The Leisurely Life of a Stay at Home Mom
Over the years I have had many observations made about my life with four kids. Usually it’s a “WOOOW you sure have your hands full”, “You are BUSY” or “I’m glad those are yours and not mine, hahahahaha”. (Not like an evil “haha” – more scared, like my fertility might be contagious.)
Confessions from a Stay at Home Mom
I know you think I wear yoga pants and athletic-T’s because I spend my days doing pilates while my kids practice Mozart on their harmonicas. But, I’m here to tell you, I wear them because they’re stretchy.
RAISING GIRLS WITH FIRE IN THEIR HEARTS
Dear Future World Changer/ Spokeswoman for Human Rights/ Voice-to-be-Reckened-With, You have fire in your heart, and I can’t wait to see what you do with your passion. Today, screaming. Tomorrow, voice for justice. There are no limits to what you’re capable of. But today, I do have limits. So, please, stop screaming. Love, Mom
10 Mom Hacks You Should Try
In brief moments of family serenity, where everyone is acting very Brady Brunch and not screaming or tearing off their clothes, people ask me what my secrets are. We’d have to sit down to coffee for me to get all specific, but I do have a few vices that make the day to day more […]
DON’T JUDGE MY UTERUS
As my friends have begun to join me on my quest for pushing entire humans out of small passageways, I feel a little protective of their feelings and their bodies…
Why We Love Stretchy Pants
As published on Montana’s Best Vacation Rental’s website: As if there weren’t enough reasons to wear yoga pants… I have another. After a recent nude biking extravaganza in Missoula, Montana. Our Area, The Flathead got some extra attention and street cred when Kalispell, Montana Representative David (Doc) Moore said, “Yoga pants should be illegal in […]
10 Reasons to Stop Judging Parents
You used to think you would guide your children with a soft voice of parental wisdom. Then you discover that these people are not reasonable. These are the most unreasonable humans you have ever met.
An Open Letter to Beach Goers, Love Bikini Mama
That was a pre-mom time when showers flowed like cheap wine..
Mom Confessions. Why You Didn’t “Enjoy” Today.
So for the ‘rest of us’ who obviously didn’t seem to be enjoying it enough in Target today, I want to pat you on the back and remind you, why you didn’t.